Saturday, September 5, 2015

Big Changes Are Here!

Posted by Chelsea Pfeiffer on August 25, 2015

Let’s start with the photos. Here’s what new at!

Ela Darling's spanking for "accidentally" burning my shirt that she promised she would iron.

Another charming angle

Alex Reynolds in "Secret Ingredient Spanking"

Yet another charming angle.

The scenes from which these photos I chose are from the two updates we did last week. Ela’s “Burned Shirt Burn,” and Alex’s “Secret Ingredient Spanking.”

Plus we’re shooting in HD now!

And, we’re shooting twice as much!

So we’ll be updating our twice as much (twice a week, 20 to 24 minutes a week…maybe more)! Used to be 12 minutes a week. Remember?

Plus, our site price remains the same. We’re not making you pay for our upgrades. We just wanted to do it.

So, I’ll be looking for new models, because I’m going to be needing twice as many ladies. Now that’s a happy problem!

Seriously, a couple of weeks ago, I did so many spanking shoots in 4 days (for GoodSpanking and some private customs) that I had a bruised right palm! None of the models felt sorry for me. Harumph! ;)

What’s Up at The Spanking Ranch

Posted by Chelsea Pfeiffer on May 12, 2015

We zipped through the four amazing scenes of Christy Cutie’s “Spring Break” story. It was an intense video, the transgression being so very naughty and all. I mean, what 20 something takes off for Vegas for a weekend of spring break without telling her mother? Christy, that’s who and she got it, but good!

The punishment spanking that's waiting for Christy when she comes in the door.

During the entire first half Christy stubbornly refuses to confess her weekend whereabouts. Perhaps because she knew what the repercussions might be? She had to realize how worried Mommy Chelsea would be. Tsk! tsk!

You guessed it, once she admitted her wrongdoing, she had to be punished for that, as well. Of course!

Finally, she had a good taste of my Thwacker – my cane like implement that is made of a bit of sturdy prepared palm frond. It is only for the most naughty (and hearty) ladies. :0

Poor Christy learned her lesson the hard way.

Choosing a model once I’ve come up with this kind of an intense storyline is tricky. You need someone up to the task, and Christy is always up to the task! Love her! This story is up in its entirety at our members site, and coming this week is more amazingly adorable AnnaBelle Lee!

Also, I discovered a new site, that has made it much easier for me to offer customized spanking videos for interested parties. Past inquiries have been difficult to fulfill due to costs of models, etc. This site makes it much more affordable for the client, as well as more easily accomplished by me.

What do you want to see that you've never been able to find in a spanking video production?

You simply enter your information where prompted, i.e., category/spanking, model/Chelsea Pfeiffer. From there, you can choose how long you want it to be and any special add-ons (a little anal play perhaps?) You are given a field in which to enter the specifics of your custom video. Once you’ve filled in all of your fields, you’ll get a price quote. If you like it, they submit your offer to me and we’re off! It’s easier than it sounds… It’s also, if it’s straight ahead spanking and you don’t need a whole 30 minutes worth, it’s more affordable than a session with me. Which I do offer, by the way. If you’d like a session with me simple email me at :)

Follow me on for nearly daily updates on What’s Up at The Spanking ranch! I’ll do the whole linking from my sites and this blog as soon as I figure out how. I know, I’m twitter challenged… Meanwhile, just go there and find me.

Sending my Spanking Love,

My Crazy Cat & Other Spanking Related Happenings

Posted by Chelsea Pfeiffer on April 27, 2015

This is my crazy cat Oni'o (Yes, you guessed it...Hawaiian - this time it means "multicolored").

She sometimes can’t control her urge to molest my implements.

Can’t even see her head here. Ha! And, she’s been known to do this on other occasions.

From all of this, I can only conclude that Oni’o is indeed my cat!

The first two pictures happened right after our shoot with Christy Cutie. The last happened a few years ago.

Now, about that shoot with Christy that is now going up one episode at a time at Christy was really naughty this time! I decided to play it as a mommy-daughter scene, as that was mentioned in comments recently here. I was asked why I never play the mom. It made me think. I guess I was always a little uncomfortable with that scenario, so I always went with Aunt Chelsea. The thing that occurred to me, though, was that the dynamic between a mom scene and an aunt scene is completely different. For some people, the mom factor is important and that’s what this is really all about now that we’re all consenting adults. Right? So, I did it and it was fun!

Christy took a little unplanned road trip to Vegas for the weekend, without telling her mom her plans.

This is how Mom let Christy know how she felt about spending an entire weekend worrying!

And, to top if off, Christy won’t say at first where she’s been. That certainly gives mom even more reason to administer a good spanking! Plus, we’re not done, yet. There’s more Christy naughtiness to come in the next couple of weeks!

Stay tuned!

Now About All Those Nieces

Posted by Chelsea Pfeiffer on April 15, 2015

After considering my many spanking video “roommates,” I naturally began to think about all the “nieces” I’ve had. The first appearance of me as Aunt Chelsea was in the video House Rules, with a very fetching niece, Samantha Woodley and her equally fetching and possibly even naughtier friend Ashley Fires. A good time was had by all…especially me!

Samantha Woodley & Aunt Chelsea

Naughty Ashley just couldn't resist spanking spankable Samantha

I think I just made a tongue twister. Naughty Ashley spanking spankable Samantha. It’s hard to say three times fast. Hehe.

If you can name one, or two, of my other “nieces,” I’ll post her picture in the comments section. Go!

Meanwhile, here’s a picture of my cat Kolohe. He’s sitting here waiting for your responses. Looking at the picture, I must concede, my desk is a mesk. Uh, oh. Don’t get me started again.

This is Kolohe. His name is Hawaiian for "rascal".

In other news, we had the lovely AnnaBelle Lee back. It always seems to work out that she’s our first spankee of spring. Her two charming tails (sorry, I couldn’t resist) are now on our members site. Here’s a sample.

Naughty AnnaBelle One

Naughty AnnaBelle Two

In what way was AnnaBelle naughty? You’ll have to check the site to see. Here’s a hint, she’s not my roommate, or my niece.  ;)

And, we just finished an amazing shoot with Christy Cutie, who was even more naughty than AnnaBelle! I don’t quite have pictures of that ready to go, yet. We just did the shoot this last Monday.

I’ve Had So Many Roommates!

Posted by Chelsea Pfeiffer on March 12, 2015

I got curious the other day and went through my video inventory to see how many roommates I’ve had over the years. I counted an even 30. Yup, 30!

My question is, why can’t I keep a roommate for very long? I mean, I’m neat and clean. I’m quiet. I’m thoughtful and dependable. I loan money. I even often take time out of my busy day to help them along in their live journeys. You know, I help make them better people, right?

I would list them, but that would be like calling them out and that wouldn’t be nice. Besides the list goes all the way back to 1998, so that might get tedious.

So, what could the problem be?

Do you think this might have something to do with it? This is Sophie Nova in Naughty Pie (CP-127)

Some things are just inscrutable. ;)

p.s. I’ve also had quite a few nieces, but that’s another story.

The Drama of Spanking

Posted by Chelsea Pfeiffer on February 23, 2015

This topic has been on my mind for a while now. It first occurred to me after the holiday shoot we did with Christy Cutie. She writes spanking fiction and I believe that the dramatic aspect of spanking, especially role playing is one of the things she appreciates most. I really like this aspect, too!

Here's a good example. Total Christy Cutie in high dramatic form. Cute!

And that pout. Love it! She'll pout until you give her a hug, too.

These two photos are from “trouble with texting,” (notice the all lower case – as in texting) and “Santa’s Cookies.” Both of these scenes can be found on and on DVD here at’s sale page.

Next topic? Why do I have so many short-term roommates? Hehe. Addie Juniper and I were joking about that during our last shoot and, a while back, Amelia Jane Rutherford did the same. I don’t know why this is? I’m a great roommate…as long as you don’t do anything naughty. ;)

Yesterday’s Shoot

Posted by Chelsea Pfeiffer on February 5, 2015

We had a wonderful shoot with Addie Juniper yesterday. The theme of the day was Valentines Day, with three of the stories devoted to the February holiday and one devoted to my February holiday, my birthday. First, she anonymously gives a valentines to poor old Miss Grundy (this is Miss Grundy’s second plot presence for us…we kind of like her). When I notice my elderly neighbor prancing on her porch daily, all dressed to the nines, I ask her what’s up. When she tells me about the secret Valentine lover she’s got, etc., I get upset. I know it’s a prank and I can’t believe anyone would be that cruel. Guess who was that cruel?

Second, she eats Valentine chocolates after vowing not to eat chocolate and asking me to help her stay on her chosen path. Well, you know what happens when you ask me for help, right?

Then, after finding my email open, she emails my BF a nasty break-up email the day before Valentines Day. When my Valentines Day morning is greeted by an angry email from my BF, it isn’t a long guess to figure out who the prankster is.

Finally, she gives me a mean spirited birthday card. All around bad idea Addie!

The cards. I looked for the ugliest cards I could find. It was fun!

Then I had fun writing mean things in them. I mean, when do you get to write mean things in greeting cards?

More mean things. Teehee. And to myself, no less.

Addie pretending to write the Valentine. Isn't she cute?

Addie getting her first spanking of four. Isn't she cute?

We laughed at ourselves between takes during the set ups and had a great time. What a shoot! Coming this weekend at

Welcome to 2015!

Posted by Chelsea Pfeiffer on January 26, 2015

I know, I didn’t blog a wit last year. In the face of what turned out to be a pretty tough one, I just developed the worst case of writer’s block and couldn’t budge it. Thanks to several requests that I get back to it, you’ve finally convinced me.

So, welcome to a new year and whatever it may hold. For us at CPE, it began with three new DVD releases. Not a bad start, I’d say.

Our Spanking Selfie with Sinn Sage

The first is called Our Spanking Selfie and it’s a spanking reunion of epic proportions. (Okay, maybe not epic proportions, but that was fun to say.) The story behind this one is a typical one for a shoot day where things don’t go as planned. You’ve got to get creative – think on your feet. We’d been planning this one for months. That’s how hard it is for Sinn and I to get together lately. It’s a three hour drive between us now. Still she loves her place by the ocean and I my place in the mountains. But, I digress.

Back to the story. Larry woke up sick. Really sick. Too sick to do the camera work. I tried to reschedule with Sinn, but there was just nothing in the near future that would work. I thought about  canceling, but then it came to me. We’d take our cameras, set them up on tripods and shoot a “spanking selfie.” Just me and Sinn and that’s what we did. Click on the banner above to follow the link and see all the pictures and get the rest of the story, which involves many implements (as usual).

The second is called Christmas for Christy + One, which means there are two Christmas oriented scenes and one other scene. Christy is equally naughty in all three, however. That’s what I love about her. Good, bad girl Christy!

Christmas for Christy + One

I adore doing these kinds of plots with Christy. She’s just perfect for those cute, tough-in-cheek, playful plots. She’s also good for a pretty pout, here and there. You’ve got to love that! Click on the banner to get the full scoop. It’s worth it. Trust me. Have I ever let you down? Okay, don’t answer that one.

And, the third is one I’d truthfully consider a break-through video for CPE. We’ve done a little anal play with temp taking and such. But, this one goes to a whole new level. We knew from previous conversations while working with Ela Darling that she liked a little anal activity now and then. So, we thought why not. See the thing about Ela is she likes to work with us, but can’t take as much spanking as a lot of others ladies we’ve worked with. That doesn’t mean she doesn’t want to do it, though. I thought, ‘Why not come up with something that will give her a little diversion and us a little something new. That thing included a shiny new butt plug and another shiny new anal toy. It’s quite a movie. It’s called The Price of Membership and if you click on the banner below you’ll find out all about it.

The Price of Membership

In other news, we are now able to accept Debit cards and many European cards on ,, (which is an archive site now) and this site,

Okay, 2015. Here we go!

Our Summer at The Spanking Ranch (Part One)

Posted by Chelsea Pfeiffer on November 22, 2013

Now that our long Indian summer is over and the weather has turned, causing trees to turn I’m in a reflective mood. Thinking back, oh what a summer we had. Spanking, spanking and more spanking!

Back in June, just as the weather was requiring us to run the a/c, even during shoots, we had a lovely visit & shoot with Stevie Rose. That was followed by another nice visit & shoot with Ten Amorette. I finally got to meet and spank Addie Juniper, who said she enjoys spanking so much that she doesn’t shoot it for her own site. She wants to savor it for herself. But, she was happy enough to give it a go for us. We did a short storyline, followed by a Chelsea Spanks session. During the later it quickly became obvious that Addie likes her spankings erotic. Having had quite a bit of experience in that genre of spanking with dear Sinn Sage, I knew exactly what was required. We had a very nice time.

Amelia Jane Rutherford made her way over the pond and I never, ever want to miss a chance to spank Amelia. She’s sweet, genuine, funny (not to mention gorgeous). The funny thing about this particular shoot is that I was put on the spot to come up with a couple of story lines after I got the shoot days mixed up. For some reason I had it in my mind that the shoot was on Friday, thus when Amelia showed up at our door exactly on time on Monday I was put on the spot. I had just returned home from a series of errands and was about to get to work on a GoodSpankingClassics update when we heard a knock at the door. Larry went to check it out expecting a neighbor, or postal delivery and was shocked to find Amelia standing there…all sexy six feet of her. I jumped into action and while showering decided that the first story would be about Amelia showing up for the shoot four days early…her mistake, not mine. ;) She was a good sport about it and we had so much fun.

That was just half of the summer. Part two to come. And now, the pictures!

Stevie looks fabulous in this red dress. I was inspired to make her bottom equally as red.

Mission accomplished.

Stevie does an amazing job at swearing up a storm!

This, as it turns out, is only the first spanking Stevie gets for swearing this summer.

Ten is having fun pretending to prank call Aunt Chelsea.

This is what happens when one deprives Aunt Chelsea of her beauty sleep.

Hey, you'd spank her too. She let my tomato plants die!

Ten? What are you doing?

It looks naughty...

It is naughty!

And, what do naughty naked girls get?

Addie's telling me about how she sneaked into an amusement park. I'm shocked, of course.

Addie wore the perfect pair of Daisy Dukes.

She's got cute buns too!

Amelia and I are trying not to crack up as we begin the plot that's a twist on my real life day.

Amelia, too, opted for the Daisy Duke look. I'm still having a little trouble getting into character. :)

Okay. Enough of the cute shorts.

Now we've got the right expressions.

Forced stripping before the spanking.

Thus, I get to spank yet another lovely naked girl!

See? I'm always right. ;)

More pictures and more ladies in Part Two to come!

It’s That Time of Year Again!

Posted by Chelsea Pfeiffer on July 11, 2013

Time for bikinis

Bikinis so we can work on our tan lines.

So our bottoms look even redder when they get spanked!

That’s lovely Sarah Gregory with me after the shoot we did together last month. What a blast! She’s a pretty good spanker, too.  All the scenes that we shot are up at our GoodSpanking site.

I’m actually still sporting last year’s tan here. You can kind of see that last year’s suit was a one piece. This year’s bright blue bikini is fun, though. Don’t worry. I use sunscreen, otherwise I’d already be much more tan. ;-)

Summer is also time for one of our two annual sales. Our Summertime, Buy any 1 (or 2, or 3) DVDs and get 1 (or 2, or 3) for FREE! Yay! Just click on the banner below for details.

How much fun is THAT?!